80 Funny Thank You for Birthday Wishes

Funny Thank You for Birthday Wishes – It’s your birthday and you’ve been flooded with well-wishes from friends, family, and even some acquaintances. While it’s always nice to feel loved and remembered on your special day, sometimes the sheer volume of birthday wishes can be a bit overwhelming. That’s where a funny thank you for birthday wishes comes in handy. 

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Funny Thank You for Birthday Wishes

1. I sincerely thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to send me good wishes. You should simply resume your nap right now.

2. We thank your kind words and your thoughtfulness. They served as the top of the birthday cake I baked.

3. I have never felt happier in my entire life. You guys sent over 500 updates to my Facebook account today. I give my thanks to your birthday wishes and your messages. I will close my budget immediately and open it up again next year.

4. Well, I love you being an absolute nut. The thought of aging by a year made me chuckle.

5. We thank your kind words and your thoughtfulness. I assumed you wouldn’t squander the chance to do something for nothing.

6. To make you think of my birthday, I should thank Facebook.

7. I must thank you for helping me realize how good a writer I am while composing this note of gratitude.

8. Do you just want to wish someone a happy birthday? Right now, I can’t promise a party. However, a present might work.

9. I thank your birthday wishes, buddy. However, there were grammatical errors. Even young children understand grammar better than you do.

10. I was aware that you are the type of person who would jump at the chance to perform an act for nothing. I thank you for the kind words, my love. You have the greatest birthday wishes!

11. Oh! Your wish hasn’t been copied, right? Did you take a copy from the collection you had last year? Ha! Ha! Greetings, buddy!

12. I’m grateful that Facebook informed my friends of my birthday. Furthermore, I don’t have to write these messages by hand because of technology. You’re welcome for the birthday greetings.

13. I appreciate the birthday wishes, dear. I have never felt so loved and content. Oh, wait, you forgot my gift, right? I’m anticipating receiving it by tomorrow.

14. I would like to thank for all the birthday wishes I received on my birthday. Those who didn’t have a birthday wish ready for me — I’m done with the rest of you.

15. Thanks for all the birthday greetings, guys. You wouldn’t have needed a Facebook reminder to remember my birthday, would you?

16. All of you appreciated the birthday greetings. I felt a little less depressed about getting older after hearing from you.

17. Thanks for all the well birthday wishes I received yesterday as I turned a year older. You’re going to get your chance, those who rubbed it in.

18. I would like to thank for all the well birthday wishes, even the ones that made fun of my advanced age.

19. I’ll now post the required “thanks for the birthday wishes” status. However, in all seriousness, thank you!

20. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. Quite a bit, though not as much as a gift or money.

21. Wow, thanks for all the birthday wishes! I didn’t realize there were so many Facebook notification readers!

22. All these birthday wishes, but no birthday gifts. Thank you so much guys! It means a lot, trust me! Bless you!

23. Well, thanks for all the birthday wishes friends — who would’ve definitely remembered it if Facebook didn’t warn them!

24. Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!

25. Happy birthday! I think it’s great how you used to be young.

26. Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

27. To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

28. Your big day is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

29. Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than eggs, so you should definitely feel accomplished!

30. Happy birthday! It’s lit—just like your candles!

31. For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!

32. You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!

33. Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)

34. Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!

35. It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.

36. They say to take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!

37. Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.

38. Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

39. Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

40. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I’m the second kind.

41. It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!

42. I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess… Happy birthday!

43. Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!

44. Happy Birthday! For your special day, I made you a cake. BOOM! YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.

45. If you got stung by a bee, I’d say you got off easy. Happy birthday!

46. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as sweet as the cake you’ll be eating later!

47. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as awesome as you are!

48. Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with lots of love, laughter, and cake!

49. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as you are!

50. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as special as you are!

51. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as wonderful as you are!

52. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as fantastic as you are!

53. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as incredible as you are!

54. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as marvelous as you are!

55. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as terrific as you are!

56. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as tremendous as you are!

57. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as stupendous as you are!

58. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as magnificent as you are!

59. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as extraordinary as you are!

60. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as remarkable as you are!

61. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as sensational as you are!

62. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as phenomenal as you are!

63. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as fabulous as you are!

64. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as brilliant as you are!

65. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as dazzling as you are!

66. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as sparkling as you are!

67. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as shining as you are!

68. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as glowing as you are!

69. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as radiant as you are!

70. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as luminous as you are!

71. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as gleaming as you are!

72. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as beaming as you are!

73. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as brilliant as you are!

74. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as dazzling as you are!

75. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as sparkling as you are!

76. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as shining as you are!

77. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as glowing as you are!

78. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as radiant as you are!

79. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as luminous as you are!

80. Happy birthday! I hope your day is as gleaming as you are!